Seriously, My House is on Fire
Where Are My Pants
Pink (actually 'Petunia', but don't ever call her that) spends most of her time telling her out-of-state boyfriend Ken about all the goings-on of club.
Her hobbies include trying to cheer up Julia, and getting Simon involved in some scheme to increase the club's notoriety. Well over a long-ago fling with Simon, she's perfectly happy with her long-distance relationship, but can't stand that both Simon and Julia are still single..